50 years ago (from the past... so I guess technically more than 50 years ago... 50 years before the time when Kagome falls down the well... but not 50 years before her time, 50 years before the time period where she lands... this is confusing)
Oh Kikyou, I love you!
Oh InuYasha, I love you!
Ku Ku Ku, this looks like fun!!
(All kinds of treachery and betrayal and other bad stuff happens)
DIE INUYASHA!!!
What the @#$!* ????
50 years pass with InuYasha pinned to a tree. Crappy. And Kikyou is dead... Guess he can't complain. Now back to the present time!
Ooh look!! A dark, spooky well!! I wonder what's inside?
***FLASH, SPARKLE, TIME TRAVEL!!!*** NEATO!!
Wow, I'm suddenly in the Sengoku Jidai!! Nifty. Ooh, look! A puppy!!!
Hey it's the woman I love!! I mean, that I hate... for now... I think... My head hurts.
Cute, can I keep it?
Nevermind, you're not her. Just get me off this damn tree!!
Well you seem harmless enough, I don't see why not...
DIE!!!!
AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Here! Ye can control him with this! Now ye can be friends and ye can find the jewel. Ye will have so much fun!!!
What a pretty necklace! I'll use it if you promise to stop saying "ye". SIT BOY!!
CRASH, BANG, @#$%!!!
This is fun!! SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT!!!
(Dies a little inside)
Back to Kagome's time
So mom, even though it will cause me to miss a ton of school and will probably jeopardize my entire future, is it cool if I hang with InuYasha in the past for weeks at a time and put my life in danger on a daily basis trying to find some jewel that demons will no doubt try to kill me for?
That sounds nice, dear.
Wow, great parenting mom... Well I'm off!!
Back to the Sengoku Jidai!
Oh InuYasha, I'm back from the dead. Come spend an eternity in hell with me.
Well I don't see why not.
What do you mean why not??? SIT BOY!!
Is that your girlfriend?? Well nevermind then.
What'd you do that for!! We were going to go on a nice tropical vacation together!! She was totally gonna give it up too...
Because!! I LOVE YOU!!!
What??
Uh... Nothing!!
No, you just said-
No I didn't!
I distinctly heard you say that you love me!
SIT BOY!!!
Lots of other stuff happens, and some other people join InuYasha and Kagome on their travels.
Ooh! Thats us!! But there is far too much Kagome/InuYasha drama going on, so just pretend we're not here.
And on that note... More drama!!!!
Oh Kagome, even though I've only met you 15 minutes ago, I LOVE YOU and am going to marry you!!
Isn't this a little sudden??
Nonsense, it's perfect!! And since you never actually say no, I'm going to take that as a yes!! You are my woman!!
Aww, that's so sweet.
You can't marry her! She's MINE!!
IS NOT!!
IS TO!!!
Well even though I don't love Kouga and am secretly in love with InuYasha (and by secretly I mean I've told everyone I know and posted it all over my blog) I'm going to SIT InuYasha...
CRASH!! @#$%!!!!
...and lead Kouga on for a while. Just for funnsies!! (The audience loves conflict you know)
How can you do this to me?! I'm nothing but loyal, dependant and obedient!! I'm everything you could want in a dog... I mean man. What have I EVER done to deserve this??
Oh woe is me! Something horribly tragic has happened to me yet again...
I'll save you Kikyou! I LOVE YOU!!
Gee, I wonder!!
Uh... I mean... I totally meant you dear!!
It's ok!! I forgive you!!
You do?? Cool. Hey Kikyou, babe, wanna hang?
SIT BOY!!!
CRASH!!! But you said it was ok!!!!
I'm a 15 year old girl, what the heck do I know?
And some other stuff happens... but really nothing is ever established or resolved... Kagome and InuYasha never admit their feelings. That would make WAY too much sense!!
Tell us about it!! We're the ones who have to deal with it... but hey, the audience loves drama, right??
That they do... THE END