Kagome: (first sees InuYasha) Dog ears?! I think I want... to touch them.
InuYasha: (staring at Kagome) Hey.
Kagome: (in priestess clothes) Now what do you want?
InuYasha: Get undressed.
Kagome: (hits him on the head) You're a pig!
InuYasha: I didn't say 'get naked', stupid!
InuYasha: Where's Kagome?
Hiten: Do not worry, we have done nothing to her yet. Now hand over the shards of the Sacred Jewel or you'll never see your lover again!
InuYasha: (confused) My lover?
Kagome: (to herself) Some people just can't take a joke...
InuYasha: Lemme get this straight, you and me are supposed to be lovers?
Manten: (to Kagome) You little vixen! I knew you were fibbing!
InuYasha: You actually thought that I would hand over the jewel shards as a ransom to get you back!
Kagome: Of course you would! Cause thats what a lover would do!
InuYasha: What are you doing? You're not crying are you? NO CRYING!
Kagome: Oh, should I laugh?
InuYasha: No! You should shut up and let me protect you!
InuYasha: Hey Kagome, you alright? How's your hand?
Kagome : Uh... fine. (to herself) Ok, this is weird. When did InuYasha start being so nice? I mean, not so nice, but kinda nice. And maybe it's just the morning light, but he looks kind of cool standing there with his sword.
Kagome: Come on. Don't you feel the least bit sorry for Kikyo? Her grave was violated. I know you were betrayed by her but that was a long time ago. It's been at least 50 years since she passed away. (InuYasha tries to get up, but Kagome grabs his hair) Hold it!
InuYasha: Watch the hair!
Kagome: Mind explaining to me why you haven't been able to look me straight in the eye since yesterday?
InuYasha: You're obviously imagining things.
Kagome: I get it! It's all about me looking like Kikyo! That's it, isn't it? That's why you can't look at me.
InuYasha: (takes her hand) It's not... It's not like that. (leans in and tries to kiss Kagome)
Kagome: Whoa whoa whoa hold the phone! (pushes InuYasha on the ground) (thinking) Ok, now I am officially freaked. What's going on! He almost kissed me!
InuYasha: Can we lose some of the violence?
Kagome: Sure, as soon as you stop acting so weird!
InuYasha: You're the one acting like a lunatic!
InuYasha: Kagome, let's go. (Kagome stares at him) What?
Kagome: You never said my name before.
InuYasha: Yeah? What of it?
Kagome: It's just that I think you like me more now is all.
InuYasha: Don't get excited. I still think you're pretty useless.
InuYasha: (after mastering his Tetsusaiga) There's no one who can beat me now! I dare anyone to stop me!
Kagome: InuYasha!
InuYasha: Ehh?
Kagome: (sweetly) Sit, boy!
InuYasha: Tell me something. Why were you crying?
Kagome: Back in the other room? Because... I thought I was gonna lose you. I thought you were going to die...
InuYasha: You shed tears for me...? Kagome... If it's not too much trouble, can I lay on your lap?
Kagome: Huh? Uh huh... How are you feeling? A little better than before?
InuYasha: Ya. Kagome, you smell kinda nice.
Kagome: Okay, that's it. You made a point of telling me before than you couldn't stand my scent.
InuYasha: I did. But I was lying.
InuYasha: I'm alright now. Isn't that what you wanted? So stop blubbering!
Kagome: I am not blubbering!
InuYasha: All right, then crying.
Kagome: I am not!
InuYasha: Are!
Kagome: Shut up! Sit!
InuYasha: Don't ever consider laying a hand on Kagome again.
Kagome: InuYasha?
Miroku: Oh, I beg your pardon. I thought you no more than a companion. But apparently you are in love with Kagome.
InuYasha: Uh...
Miroku: My, this is awkward.
InuYasha: (stutters) Well, you've got it all wrong. She's just a jewel detector.
Kagome: Huh? Is that all I am to you? Oh, how could I forget, you've got a thing for dead girls!!
Miroku and InuYasha: Huh?
Kagome: Who should I help out? Miroku's a lot nicer than InuYasha...
InuYasha: You wouldn't dare betray me!
Miroku: You can't really blame her. You know you could treat her more kindly.
InuYasha: Ha! What do you know?
Kagome: You know calling me a "jewel detector", you could learn a thing or two!
Miroku: You could be more gentle.
Kagome: Yes, exactly! Be more gentle!
Miroku: Like this.
Kagome: (screams) Ahh! Get your hands off me!
InuYasha: I told you not to touch her!
Kagome: I want you to be happy. I want you to laugh a lot. I don't know what exactly I'll be able to do for you, but I'll always be by your side.
InuYasha: (pulls Kagome into a hug) I was afraid. I thought I was going to lose you. I was terrified.
InuYasha: (as Kagome leans into him) Isn't this a little close, Kagome?
Kagome: Deal with it, she's creeping me out. It's almost like she could spring to life at any minute.
InuYasha: Huh? ... That was your motivation?
Kagome: What else would it be? Hey! Get your mind out of the gutter and concentrate on what we're supposed to be doing!
InuYasha: Gutter?! Ya, as if! You're the one who jumped me and started pressing flesh!
Kagome: Ah Huh! So you did have your mind in the trash!
InuYasha: I was minding my own business!
Kagome: You were hitting on me!
InuYasha: (about Kagome and Kikyou) I don't suppose I could have both of them?
Shippo: Ah! You two-timing...!
Miroku: Well, it's a common problem among men such as ourselves. And it's one thing to have both, but quite another to keep it a secret. For if either girl were to find out...
Kagome: SIT! (InuYasha crashes face-first into the ground)
Miroku: That's right. Big sit.
Kagome: InuYasha... You still love Kikyou. Don't you?
InuYasha: L...? Is this anytime to talk about that?!
Kagome: What are you getting so defensive about?
InuYasha: YOU IDIOT!! It's because I thought about YOU that I'm here right now! (in his head) If I hadn't thought about Kagome in that very moment in the illiusion... I'd have been possessed and killed in Naraku's trap. (takes Kagome's hand) So could you please try to trust me a little bit more?
Kagome: InuYasha...
Kagome: I'm going to be over at Jinenji's farm, so don't you even think about attacking there okay? If you hurt me, you'll all have to die, 'cause InuYasha here will have to avenge me.
InuYasha: I will!? Since when?
Kagome: You'd better avenge me! What am I supposed to do if you don't!?
InuYasha: Fine, I'll avenge you already.
Kagome: It's clear now. I must be in love with him. Before I knew it I'd grown to love him so much.
Kikyou: Why did you save me, a dead person?
Kagome: Cause a certain guy we both know would be heart broken if you weren't around anymore.
Kikyou: Same for you.